“He was in a suit and he bit my butt.”
This will be, um, interesting?
Yesterday the universe gifted us with what has easily become the best music news story of the year, finally answering the age old question that has plagued mankind for eons and allowing us all to see what Lenny Kravitz’s dick looks like. As pointed out by your favourite crazy aunty Steven Tyler, Lenny’s peen is
Carlos Santana is deserving of the utmost respect from anybody who calls themselves a music fan, having played on some of the most enduring rock records of all time, performed at Woodstock, and won countless accolades. But the guitar god’s opinion of rapper Pitbull is, well, pretty questionable. Pitbull is one of a long list
Paul Batiste, member of the famed New Orleans jazz outfit Batiste Brothers Band and highly regarded virtuoso, has filed a lawsuit that would have to be breaking some sort of record against several rappers and just about ever major company in the rap game. Batiste is seeking a cool $100 million citing the parties “wrongfully
We felt pretty despondent about the future of music after witnessing Flo Rida and Pitbull‘s Can’t Believe It, a tremendously awful song about butts with a tremendously awful video to match (below). But apparently we weren’t as sad as Diplo, who has actually engaged in a Twitter beef about this new contender for Worst Song
Nothing screams a successful career like having to associate your brand with a chain of super-stores just to get some publicity, no matter how little publicity it may be. Oh wait, I got that wrong. Replace ‘Successful’ with ‘Desperate attempt to hang onto a’. Pitbull has found himself in a position where the wisest career