Master Of Pokémon.
“I can’t catch this Hardwellmon for the life of me!”
Pokéballs of fire.
The internet used ‘shade’. It was very effective.
Gotta troll ’em all.
Stand perfectly still and it may not notice you.
Never change, internet. Never change.
Forgiven, but not forgotten.
Do you want to be the very best? Like no one ever was? Duh.
“Watch DMA’S and then let’s go catch those little fuckers.”
“She’s on another level that I can’t explain”
Complete with many phone chargers on hand and a Pokéstop right next door