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  • 15 Aussie Acts The AFL Should Have Booked For The Grand Final, But Didn’t
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    15 Aussie Acts The AFL Should Have Booked For The Grand Final, But Didn’t

    The AFL has copped it from pretty much all directions since unveiling its 2015 Grand Final lineup featuring X Factor Judge Chris Isaak, British electro-pop star Ellie Goulding and your mum’s teenage crush, Bryan Adams. You’ll note there that not one single homegrown artist made the cut, even though we’re talking about the Australian –

  • TISM Frontman Says He’ll Perform At Eurovision, For A Price
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    TISM Frontman Says He’ll Perform At Eurovision, For A Price

    TISM frontman Humphrey B. Flaubert (real name Damian Cowell) has responded positively to the increasingly popular petition to get TISM to reform and represent Australia at Eurovision 2015, which Australia will now compete in. “I do not wish to comment on behalf of TISM out of respect for my colleagues and the artistic integrity of

  • There’s Now A Petition For TISM To Reunite For Eurovision 2015
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    There’s Now A Petition For TISM To Reunite For Eurovision 2015

    Hot on the heels of this morning’s big revelation that Australia would be competing in the celebrated Eurovision Song Contest for the first time ever, a petition has surfaced online calling for the reformation of a group certain to do some damage on the oddball European stage, masked Melbourne seven-piece TISM. Perhaps in a reaction

  • ROOT!
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    ROOT!

    Walking down Brunswick Street, Fitzroy, I spot the head I’ve been told to look out for outside a tiny hole-in-the-wall cafe: DC Root. All-over black cowboy get-up and the much-loved cowboy hat. Ordering myself a glass of wine (fuck, I love Melbourne) I awkwardly pose my first incisive question to get the ball rolling. How

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