Dear fanboys and girls of Brendon Urie: you may want to sit down for this, just in case the sight of him dancing around in shiny red fuck-me boots is a bit too much to process.
The Panic! At The Disco frontman just made his theatrical debut in the Broadway production of Kinky Boots, Cindy Lauper’s famous musical about drag queens and fabulous footwear, and footage of his first final curtain call has just very kindly emerged online.
The footage shows your bae styled “all business” up-top with a suit and tie and “party” down below with cheeky boxers and the titular boots, as he takes a bow and then busts out some of his kinkiest d-moves with the rest of the cast.
ICYMI: the critically acclaimed Kinky Boots musical is actually currently running at Sydney’s Capitol Theatre, but sadly Urie is not involved (we can always close our eyes and pretend, though). Plus we hear Toby Francis is sensational in the role of Charlie Price anyway.
But you can catch footage of Urie having a riot of a time onstage in the New York version below, and just try not to crack a smile.
