Justin Bieber is being sued by an unidentified man from Michigan for allegedly stealing his credit card to cover the surgical costs of a penis enlargement. Although the lawsuit sounds ridiculous, it has been officially lodged by the Michigan man, who is claiming to be the father of Bieber’s current girlfriend, actress and singer Selena Gomez.
As reported by NME, the comical lawsuit also accuses Bieber’s main man Usher of sodomising the man from Michigan with a firework while playing the tune Firework by Katy Perry. Furthermore the unidentified man claims that Bieber owes him $426.78 for an abortion, which the plaintiff allegedly lent to the singer after he knocked up his alleged daughter Selena Gomez.
There’s more hilariously outlandish claims of adultery and drug use within the lawsuit that concludes with the statement, “I’m an emotional mess … America must boycott biebers music!”. TMZ have kindly listed the highlights for our reading pleasure. Enjoy!
Read: Justin Bieber Lawsuit Highlights
— “Bieber has cost me $426.78 and never paid me back. This money was used as abortion money because Justin Bieber got my daughter Selena pregnant in my bedroom, on my canadian bear rug.”
— “Usher Raymond came to my house on the forth of july 2012 and sodomized me with a firework and lit it inside my anal area while blaring kate perry [sic] firework song in my ear drums.”
— “[Bieber] gave selena a std and Bieber stole my credit card to buy him and sean p-ditty [sic] combs cocaine to use in drug free school zones.”
— “Bieber also got a penis enlargement with my stolen american express card. “