Kanye And Kim To Record Together In Celebration Of Forthcoming Spawn, Plan Reality TV Show

Well, unlike their counterparts Jay-Z and Beyonce, Kayne West and Kim Kardashian seem to have no qualms whatsoever about cashing in on their unborn baby. News that the pair would be reproducing broke a matter of days ago, and in that time the couple have already figured out a handful of ways to ruin said child’s life.

According to Rip It Up, a source close to Kanye [roll eyes] has revealed that Yeeze booked out some studio time on the basis of Kim laying down some vocals while the bun is still in the oven. Under the presumption that it would be ‘cool’ for the child to listen to once it’s grown up – it’s clearly got nothing to do with the fact that the song, no matter how awful or unoriginal or auto-tuned, will still be a mega chart-topping, million dollar-earning hit.

The next clearly well-thought-out parenting idea from the pair comes straight from E! Entertainment network president Suzanne Kolb. The pop-culture power-couple have agreed to have a film crew follow every step of their initial parenthood.

Klob has stated “Kim and Kanye are an incredibly dynamic couple, and their baby news is just so exciting. Like so many Kardashian fans, we love it when this close-knit family gets even bigger. We look forward to sharing the joy as they prepare for more diapers, more bottles, and without a doubt, more fabulous baby wear.”

This is going to be very interesting, before turning very sad, very quickly. Well, that’s just my opinion.

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