Samuel L. Jackson is one badass motherfucker. You’d have to be to be able to do what he’s done to Taylor Swift’s mega hit We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together. In an interview with UK’s Capital FM, Jackson let lose on the mic, recording his own brief rendition of the track and turning the charming tweenage ditty into a far more awesome track.
Unfortunately, the iconic actor stuck only to the chorus, but you still get the point. Of course it wouldn’t be a Samuel L. Jackson part unless there was swearing, so you have that to look forward to, including but not limited to referring to your ‘dumb ass friends’ to whom you can talk to after the break-up.
Though the audio is super short, it’s hard to get the mental image out of your mind of Jackson standing above in a suit pointing a massive gun at your head stating, “Say we’re getting back together one more time…I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker.”
Jokes aside, the man has natural rhythm and would probably find some traction releasing a spoken word album not unlike William Shatner. Surely someone out there would listen to it? No?