In one of the more bizarre stories you’re likely to read this week, police are looking for a window-licking Noel Gallagher.
It’s a Gallagher lookalike, however, with the real Gallagher making it pretty clear that it’s not him.
He took to Instagram to respond to the story saying, “Nowt to do with me mate. I’m still away on holiday.”
Swindon Police received reports of a Gallagher lookalike who was, “swigging from a bottle of White Lightning and licking windows.”
The police also spoke to Metro saying, “appeared to be under the influence of alcohol and was licking windows.”
They’re also really relishing the opportunity to reference Oasis, throwing in, “not a ‘Wonderwall’ and he may have been ‘Half the World Away’.”
“It’s believed he was with another person causing a general nuisance. The incident was nowhere near the Oasis, but in the town centre, near the Wyvern Theatre. If anyone heard or saw anything suspicious in the area, please Don’t Look Back in Anger but contact us on 101.”
Given the amount of puns, they’re obviously not taking the whole thing too seriously.