Paul Oakenfold "Twice As Good As Beatles" In 'DJ Mag' Top 100 Campaign Ad

The DJ Mag Top 100, an annual list of the world’s highest-grossing big room DJs, is showing us they have a sense of humour – Paul Oakenfold, Boys Noize, Afrojack, Dillon Francis, Destructo and even Alanis Morissette are campaigning for their place on the list in a new clip from Funny Or Die.

The Beatles played the Hollywood Bowl once. Oakenfold has played the Hollywood Bowl twice. Thus, Oakenfold is twice as good as The Beatles, according to the video. Afrojack gives us his spin on why crashing fancy cars is good for the economy, Dillon Francis talks about the love between a man and a burrito and Alanis Morissette admits she’s not even a DJ yet, but how hard can that shit be?

The DJ Mag Top 100 is a money-driven affair, with your favourite DJs normally investing some good moolah in promoting themselves for the title, making campaign videos and begging fans for votes. Last year there were even accusations of the magazine taking payments for positive coverage and rankings.

Watch: Funny Or Die – ‘DJ Mag’ Top 100 Campaign Ads

DJ Mag Top 100 Campaign Ads from Alanis Morissette

Gallery: ‘Celebrity Net Worth’ Top 50 Richest DJs Of 2013

The Richest Electronic DJs In The World 2013

50MorganPage

#50: Morgan Page – $2 million
49LittleLouieVega

#49: Little Louie Vega – $2 million
48BadBoyBill

#48: Bad Boy Bill – $2.5 million
47DannyTenaglia

#47: Danny Tenaglia – $3 million
46AdamBeyer

#46: Adam Beyer – $3 million
45MarkKnight

#45: Mark knight – $4 million
44MarkusSchulz

#44: Markus Schulz – $4 million
43EricPrydz

#43: Eric Prydz – $4.5 million
42MartinSolveig

#42: Martin Solveig – $5 million
41Alesso

#41: Alesso – $6 million
40ErickMorillo

#40: Erick Morillo – $6 million
39Diplo

#39: Diplo – $6.5 million
The Richest Electronic DJs In The World 2013 #13

#38: Gareth Emery – $7 million
37TonyMcGuinness

#37: Tony McGuinness (Above & Beyond) – $8 million
36PaavoSiljamaki

#36: Paavo Siljamäki (Above & Beyond) – $8 million
35JonoGrant

#35: Jono Grant (Above & Beyond) – $8 million
34RichieHawtin

#34: Richie Hawtin – $8.5 million
33ATB

#33: ATB aka Andre Tanneberger – $8.5 million
32Darude

#32: Darude – $9 million
31Hardwell

#31: Hardwell – $9.5 million
30Axwell

#30: Axwell (Swedish House Mafia) – $10 million
29SteveAngello

#29: Steve Angello (Swedish House Mafia) – $10 million
28SebastianIngrosso

#28: Sebastian Ingrosso (Swedish House Mafia) – $10 million
27Kaskade

#27: Kaskade – $10 million
26Afrojack

#26: Afrojack – $11 million
25Avicii

#25: Avicii – $12 million
24CalvinHarris

#24: Calvin Harris – $13 million
23JeffreySutorius

#23: Jeffrey Sutorius (Dash Berlin) – $13.5 million
22SvenVath

#22: Sven Vath – $14 million
21PaulyD

#21: DJ Pauly D – $15 million (Sad but true)
20bennybenassi

#20: Benny Benassi – $15 million
19Skrillex

#19: Skrillex – $16 million
18CarlCox

#18: Carl Cox – $16 million
17Deadmau5

#17: Deadmau5 – $18 million
16FerryCorsten

#16: Ferry Corsten – $19 million
15The Chemical Brothers

#15: The Chemical Brothers – $20 million
14FatboySlim

#14: Fatboy Slim – $23 million
13Steve Aoki

#13: Steve Aoki – $28 million
12DavidGuetta

#12: David Guetta – $30 million
11Moby

#11: Moby – $30 million
10PeteTong

#10: Pete Tong – $32 million
09Sasha 01

#9: Sasha – $40 million
08judgejules

#8: Judge Jules – $42 million
07Armin Van Buuren 1

#7: Armin Van Buuren – $40 million
06JohnDigweed

#6: John Digweed – $45 million
05paulvandyk

#5: Paul van Dyk – $52 million
04pauloakenfold

#4: Paul Oakenfold – $58 million
02 03NewDaftPunk2

#2 - #3 Guy-Manuel de Homem-Christo & Thomas Bangalter (Daft Punk) – $60 million Each
01tiesto

#1: Tiesto – $75 million