UK hip hop star Professor Green has come off relatively well after he was crushed between two cars recently. The rapper was hospitalised after the incident, facing a potential broken leg, but, as he explains, it could have been a lot worse.
Green was accidentally pinned between an ML63 and an SLS AMG when he was renting a car en route to a performance at a student ball. As he didn’t loose consciousness – or any fingers – Green hit his Twitter account hard, giving everyone a play-by-play of what went down and a photo of his leg looking pretty rough.
As it turns out, Green doesn’t have a broken leg, but had things have played out differently, his head would have been caught in between the two luxury vehicles. The incident also took place “nearly 4 yrs to the day” from when Green was stabbed in the neck, explaining “I got stabbed and again a full moon, something about this time of year that brings me badness”.
He has since detailed that the incident happened after a driver failed to put the handbrake on but apparently accidentally slammed his foot down on the accelerator.
Not ideal. Someone run me over. Sorry hartpury. #notanelaborateexcuse instagram.com/p/ZtDEjTPswI/
— Professor Green (@professorgreen) May 24, 2013
Off to the hospital we go. I’m making jokes but I’m in all sorts of discomfort… Probable broken leg,… instagram.com/p/ZtFiOQPsz0/
— Professor Green (@professorgreen) May 24, 2013
Crushed between a @mercedesbenzuk ML63 and an SLS AMG #classy
— Professor Green (@professorgreen) May 24, 2013
As much as I love AMG’s this would have been a lot less Sever if that engine wasn’t so powerful
— Professor Green (@professorgreen) May 24, 2013
Won’t know until tomorrow if its surgery or not, so fucking depressed
— Professor Green (@professorgreen) May 24, 2013
No jokes left in me this could hinder and ruin so so much
— Professor Green (@professorgreen) May 24, 2013
If I’d have fallen when the car hit me I’d be dead
— Professor Green (@professorgreen) May 24, 2013
Would have been my head in between the cars.
— Professor Green (@professorgreen) May 24, 2013
Nearly 4 yrs to the day I got stabbed and again a full moon, something about this time of year that brings me badness
— Professor Green (@professorgreen) May 25, 2013
All because an incompetent DHL driver dropping the car off didn’t put it in park or turn the engine off.
— Professor Green (@professorgreen) May 25, 2013