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  • Stephen Hawking Is Trolling One Direction Fans With Physics
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    Stephen Hawking Is Trolling One Direction Fans With Physics

    Professor Stephen Hawking has given the smallest of all glimmers of hope to diehard Zayn Malik fans who wish to one day see him reunited with his ex-band mates One Direction, speculating that somewhere, in an alternate universe, the boy band is still very much intact. The famous astro-physicist got his troll on over the

  • The New Indie-Folk Zayn Malik Is Actually Really Good
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    The New Indie-Folk Zayn Malik Is Actually Really Good

    Well, it didn’t take long for very recently ex-One Direction member — and, let’s be honest, unassailable dreamboat — Zayn Malik to get started on laying down some solo music, with a collaboration with UK producer Naughty Boy titled I Won’t Mind leaked online today. Those expecting more of the candy-coated, tween romance vibing power

  • Zayn Malik Officially Quits One Direction
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    Zayn Malik Officially Quits One Direction

    One Direction have shrunk from five members to four as it has been confirmed that Zayn Malik has left the band. Directioners everywhere are in mourning after the news was delivered in a statement from Malik, the band and their founder Simon Cowell posted to One Direction’s Facebook page. “My life with One Direction has

  • One Direction Fans Rage At Aussie Band Over Missing YouTube Video
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    One Direction Fans Rage At Aussie Band Over Missing YouTube Video

    In a world where YouTube and Twitter reign supreme, boy-darlings One Direction have some of the fiercest followers, and now their sights are once again set on Melbourne synthpop band Clubfeet. The Aussie act first caught the eye of the band’s voracious social media following after they pointed out similarities between the video for their

  • Musicians Dominate Forbes’ Top Earning Celebs Under 30
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    Musicians Dominate Forbes’ Top Earning Celebs Under 30

    The world’s wealthiest young musicians have claimed 9 out of 10 spots in Forbes‘ Top Earning Celebrities Under 30 list, proving there’s still a lot of money to be made in some areas of the music industry. So who’s come out on top for the last financial year? Our good mate Justin Bieber. At only

  • More Performers Added To 2014 ARIA Awards
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    More Performers Added To 2014 ARIA Awards

    With only a week left until the 2014 ARIA Awards get underway, the awards ceremony has added to the list of acts performing at The Star in Sydney. Neil Finn and Paul Kelly, Dan Sultan, Jessica Mauboy, and the Melbourne Ska Orchestra will all take the stage, along with English boy band One Direction. ARIA

  • One Direction’s Secret Financial Stake In 5 Seconds Of Summer
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    One Direction’s Secret Financial Stake In 5 Seconds Of Summer

    While it’s well known that One Direction and 5 Seconds Of Summer share ties, supporting each other, embarking on arena tours together, and sharing a management company, a new report indicates that the two groups’ relations run deeper and that 1D in fact hold a financial stake in the Sydney rockers. According to a Billboard

  • New Found Glory Accuse One Direction Of Stealing Their Riff
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    New Found Glory Accuse One Direction Of Stealing Their Riff

    American alt rock act New Found Glory have called out boy band One Direction for ripping-off the piano part from NFG’s ’06 single It’s Not Your Fault for their new single Steal My Girl. NFG guitarist Chad Gilbert took to Twitter to sarcastically give big-ups to 1D for their thievery and inquire to his slice

  • Opeth Frontman Reviews A One Direction Concert
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    Opeth Frontman Reviews A One Direction Concert

    It’s not exactly out of the ordinary to see fatigued and disinterested dads at One Direction shows. In fact, the internet is rife with photos of One D chaperones who look like they’re at the end of their rope. But it’s fair to say most of those dads don’t front one of the most respected

  • Booking Your Favourite Band Isn’t As Expensive As You Thought
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    Booking Your Favourite Band Isn’t As Expensive As You Thought

    Booking your favourite band for a private function may not cost as much as you once thought, though it’s still almost certainly way more than you can afford. The important thing is we know, thanks to a newly leaked document. Compiled by the good guys over at Priceonomics, the list contains plenty of surprises. To

  • One Direction Slammed For “Hijacking” By Aussie Production Firm
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    One Direction Slammed For “Hijacking” By Aussie Production Firm

    UK boy-band colossus One Direction recently unveiled their latest music video, for the single You & I, which features the 1D members strolling wistfully through the third act of Brighton Rock, and while it means glee for tweens worldwide, Aussie production firm Oh Yeah Wow aren’t quite as overjoyed. As far as they’re concerned, the

  • Arctic Monkeys And David Bowie Clean Up At 2014 Brit Awards
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    Arctic Monkeys And David Bowie Clean Up At 2014 Brit Awards

    The 2014 Brit Awards took place at London’s O2 Arena today and Arctic Monkeys, Ellie Goulding and David Bowie cleaned up big in the main categories, winning Best Group, Best Solo Female and Best Solo Male respectively. Bowie put the icing on the cake of his surprise comeback, taking out the award for Best Male

  • One Direction Accused Of Plagiarising The Who, Fans Exposed To “Old Music”
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    One Direction Accused Of Plagiarising The Who, Fans Exposed To “Old Music”

    The world of One Direction fandom has exploded after a reviewer compared their single Best Song Ever to The Who‘s classic 1971 track Baba O’Riley, unintentionally and hilariously exposing teenage 1D fans to music that was released last century. The fuss all started over at Clickmusic, when a reviewer suggested that “someone should call Trading

  • Photographer Snaps Bored Dads At One Direction Concert, So Much FML
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    Photographer Snaps Bored Dads At One Direction Concert, So Much FML

    At a recent crotch-grab session One Direction concert, Vice West Coast photographer Jamie Taete documented an oft neglected victim participant of the current Tween craze – dem poor dads. As you can see in the below gallery, old mates have become resourceful in their efforts to escape the reality in front of them, whereas some

  • Westboro Baptist Church To Picket “Crotch-Grabbing Perverts” One Direction
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    Westboro Baptist Church To Picket “Crotch-Grabbing Perverts” One Direction

    Yes, we should be ignoring them, but damn it if they don’t make us laugh – the Westboro Baptist Church have levelled their presumably crucifix-shaped crosshairs on those tight-collared bastions of debauchery One Direction, labelling them “crotch-grabbing little perverts” and vowing to picket an upcoming concert in the US. In a difficult-to-decipher multi-font press release

  • Watch: Dave Grohl Takes Cheeky Jabs At One Direction And Foo Fighters In SXSW Speech
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    Watch: Dave Grohl Takes Cheeky Jabs At One Direction And Foo Fighters In SXSW Speech

    Dave Grohl’s SXSW keynote speech is now a matter of public record and, as expected, the charismatic musician and doco director delivered his 50-minute lecture with plenty of humour. Among the many memorable moments, Grohl takes a light-hearted jab at One Direction, demonstrates how he played music as an adolescent one-man band, notes the stupidity

  • Flume Smacks Justin Bieber…Off The Top Of ARIA Chart
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    Flume Smacks Justin Bieber…Off The Top Of ARIA Chart

    Fast becoming the prince of Australian EDM, Flume is also earning a different nickname for himself – Slayer of Tween Buzz Acts. Or something along those lines. That seems appropriate given that he has now usurped both One Direction and the great Justin Bieber at the top of two Australian charts, after today knocking Bieber

  • Flume Vs One Direction Fans – Haters Hating After 1D Beaten In Charts
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    Flume Vs One Direction Fans – Haters Hating After 1D Beaten In Charts

    In a recent interview with The Music Network, EDM sensation Flume has recalled the somewhat unwelcoming response from One Direction fans, known as One Directioners *rolls eyes*. Apparently the fans weren’t too gracious in defeat, and felt the need to stand up for their now runner-up idols. Flume’s self-titled debut album went to #1 on

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