“I am the Messiah”
The Smashing Pumpkins
“I can tell you without a doubt that if that band ever gets back on stage, it will be about music.”
Putting the ‘Smashing’ in Smashing Pumpkins.
Billy Corgan’s also got a new band and a solo record on the way.
Fresh Pumpkins for your ear-holes.
You’d think by now if Billy Corgan had established anything – it’s that he takes his music seriously. Or that he cares not for what he’s done but what he’s doing. So the worst thing you could do is take the piss out of him, while all he’s doing is playing music. Enter: This guy.
“He kind of lost me at this moment”
“Circumstances would have to be a certain way.”
And things went exactly how you’d expect
Complete with scarf and beanie, Billy Corgan debuted a melancholy new track at a San Fransisco VIP event.
“Today is the greatest day I’ve ever known,” Corgan said.
“If it’s a meritocracy, I think my band belongs in there”
“That stuff is the dregs of the music business”
“When they are found out, we, The Smashing Pumpkins (and yes, the original 4 are unified on such issues) will prosecute to the fullest extent of the law.”
WARNING: PENIS SIZE SPOILERS INSIDE
“The rise of Ronda Rousey shows that wrestling is behind the curve in marketing women in a different way,” The Smashing Pumpkins frontman reckons.
“The natural human instinct to find forgiveness and heal a relationship, I think that never ends.”
The drama continues.
“In all earnestness I offer Corgan my apologies and my empathy during what I imagine is a difficult time with the loss of his friend.”
“He just projects every little bit of shit in his bowels right out of his fucking anal mouth, right onto my fucking young soft face, and it was fucked up.”