The Prince and Princess of Darkness have reunited in a bid to save their 34-year unholy union after the Black Sabbath frontman’s highly-publicised affair with a celebrity hairstylist.
The Blizzard of Ozz has confirmed to Good Morning America that he and Shaz are now “back on track” after a “bump in the road”, meaning they’re not ready to say Goodbye To Romance just yet.
“Some days are good. Some days are terrible,” he said. “Some days you just drift apart for a while, but you get back on the horse.”
But apparently, Sharon did not take kindly to being referred to as “the horse”.
“Um, ‘Get back on the horse,’ how dare you?” she raged on her own show, The Talk (via Blabbermouth). “He’s such a romantic fool. So romantic, ‘back on’…”
“It’s been very hard… I shouldn’t speak for him, but I know he wants to come on the show anyway and talk for himself to you all; he does. And I’m fine with that. He feels that he owes everybody here an apology, because he’s put us all through it.”
The first lady of metal continued: “He’s very embarrassed and ashamed about his conduct. And through his shame and embarrassment, you know, he finds it hard to actually get it out. But with you guys, I think he’ll be much better. It will be easier for him to speak. And I can’t speak for him.
“But for me, um, yes, you know, I forgive. It’s gonna take a long time to trust, but, you know, we’ve been together 36 years, 34 of marriage, and it’s more than half of my life. And I just can’t think of my life without him. Even though he is a dog. He’s a dirty dog. So there we are. He’s gonna pay for it, though, big time.”
Shaz previously told The Sun that she’s seeing a therapist regularly, and that she and Ozzy are seeing a couple’s therapist together.
Let’s hope those crazy kids can work it out, and that their love doesn’t go the way of the fucking TV remote.
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