Justin Bieber and Ozzy Osbourne could not be further removed from one other. One famously bit the head off a bat, while the other you’d probably like to hit in the head with a bat. One sucks blood, while the other just plain sucks. One fronted the legendary heavy metal band Black Sabbath, while the other is Justin Bieber. And so on and so forth.
But the popstar has forced their two worlds to collide this week by opting to channel the Prince Of Darkness for his latest bout on the reality TV show competition, Lip Sync Battle.
The Biebs dressed up as Osbourne, to Ashlee Simpson the shit out of the Blizzard Of Ozz classic Crazy Train, and seems to have fully committed to the cause. We’re talking smudged eyeliner, a full-on wig, black nail polish, and even Ozzy’s trademark crazy eyes and deranged I-command-you-in-the-name-of-Lucifer-to-spread-the-blood-of-the-innocent grin.
Bieber even ended the pyrotechnic-filled performance by chomping the head off a plastic bat.
And if you ignore the part afterwards when he actually opens his mouth to complain about the bat-blood being “sticky” strawberry sauce, the results are a surprisingly if not disturbingly accurate impersonation, and to be honest with you we have the weirdest boner right now.
But look, however you feel about Bieber’s Ozzy attempt, let’s just agree that the song Crazy Train has been brought to its logical conclusion.
Watch: Justin Bieber Does Ozzy Osbourne’s Crazy Train On Lip Sync Battle