The Best Simpsons Quotes Of All Time, As Told By 18 Blurst Of Times Artists

Australia’s most cromulent festival The Blurst Of Times returns this month for its most groin-grabbingly sacralicious instalment to date.

This year’s bash has been embiggened with a lineup so huge it had to dress in a moo-moo and obtain a special dialling wand just to stop it from mashing our brains with its palm.

The dank one-day rager’s self-proclaimed “best lineup yet” is a veritable Kwik-E-Mart of Aussie musical essentials, from Ngaiire to Skegss to Royal Headache to Alex Lahey to I Know Leopard and buttloads more.

And to put the Spring in our Springfields a week out from Blurst 2017, we’ve asked all of them to hit us with their favourite Simpsons quotes.

Get them all up in your glayvens below.

And ICYMI: The Blurst Of Times 2017 goes down at a bunch of venues across Brisbane’s Fortitude Valley next Saturday, 29th April including The Brightside! The Foundry! And the Black Bear Lodge! And by gum, it put them on the map!

 

Gallery: The Blurst Of Times 2017 Acts On Their Favourite Simpsons Quotes

The Blurst Of Times 2017 Lineup

Jack River

…joining

Skegss

Ngaiire

Royal Headache

The Creases

Alex Lahey

I Know Leopard

Good Boy

Jarrow

Columbus

Green Buzzard

Horror My Friend

Morning Harvey

Bris 182

Planet

Evan Klar

Hot Spoke

MEZKO

RACKETT

100%

Machine Age

Concrete Surfers

Top Dollar

Sweater Curse

Body Type

Ruby Fields

IVEY

Wolver

Royal & The Southern Echo

Nice Biscuit

VOIID

The Blurst Of Times 2017

Saturday, 29th April

The Brightside, The Foundry & Black Bear Lodge, Fortitude Valley

Tickets: Oztix

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