Squeezing Your Way To The Front Mid-Set (Especially If You’re Tall)
The set’s 2 songs in and you didn’t get up to the barricade in time coz you were too busy setting the Guinness World Record for making out. So you decide you’ll just shove your way to the front, take up what little airspace a more conscientious fan has earned, and let them deal with a face full of your hair. Jerk move, jerk.
This is even more irritating when someone who’s been granted the gift of height decides they need to stand directly in front of your 5ft nothing girlfriend. Yo, Shawn Bradley! Get you lanky ass up the back lest you want more of this!
