It’s murder on the dance-floor at the LAST NIGHT mansion, but who the bloody hell dunnit? Was it that slutty Miss Scarlett in the pokies? Colonel Mustard with a bucket at the upstairs bar? Or Professor Plum with a bottle of Coopers behind the Buckhunter machine? The culprit could literally be any one of you this Friday night and we won’t rest until we’ve eliminated you all…
Top of our list of suspects is Melbourne five-piece upstarts KITCHEN KNIFE WIFE. Not only is their name highly suspicious but their happy blend of indie-pop and support slots for – equally happy marsupials- The Wombats have already left behind many a dance-floor casualty.
Causing a ruckus beforehand are Brissie indie-punks LUNCH TAPES. Known as Queensland’s answer to The Brian Jonestown Massacre and hot off tours with The Jezabels and Jinja Safari, these boys spell trouble with their unique combo of reverb drenched electric violin, intricate lead guitar and tight-as rhythm section. Watch out.
As you and the guests arrive, our butler will point you in the direction of disco-electro-psychedelic noisemakers THE FILTHY STEPPERS. These robot-voiced future sailors may be unexpected guests for a murder mystery dinner party, granted, but one certain to shake up the mansion’s ballroom.
And finally, we’ve the usual suspects behind the turntables: agent of the lord, Reverend M.I.T Green, pontificating man- of- science Professor RANDALL STAGG Plum and of course Purple Sneakers imperialist Colonel “PhDJ” Mustard, joined by the ever-mysterious WACKS.
Purple Sneakers presents LAST NIGHT – guaranteed to make you shake your candlestick in the rumpus room.
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