Corey Taylor is a lot of things. Heavy metal frontman, mask wearer, book writer, giant-slapper and unapologetic truth-spitter.
But few people know that the Slipknot frontman is also a fully-fledged Whovian.
No kidding, the maggot master has a huge fanboy boner for the flagship BBC series Doctor Who, having recently leant his voice to an episode of the show’s current season..
Look, here’s a picture of him on the set even:
“I push my fingers into my eyes… It’s the only thing that slowly reverses the polarity of the neutron flow.”
And now, Taylor has cemented his status as a formidable authority on TARDIS-surfing Time Lords by definitively ranking the twelve official doctors (plus the other one), from worst to best, in a new interview with Classic Rock Magazine.
“Are we just talking TV series or do you want to delve into the serials or Peter Cushing and the two movies?” he asked enthusiastically before firing into his list. “Because I can talk Doctor Who all goddam day.”
“That first Cushing movie, Doctor Who And The Daleks [1965], is a lot of fun. Peter Cushing was one of my favourite British actors and I think he played the role to the bone. If there was ever a person who I could’ve seen taking over from William Hartnell, besides Patrick Troughton, it was Cushing. But he made the left turn and kept doing the Horror movies.”
Impressed by Taylor’s Whovian cred yet?
Check out the Slipknot frontman’s definitive ranking of the Doctors in the gallery below. Allons-y!
Gallery: Corey Taylor Ranks The Doctors From ‘Doctor Who’
Corey Taylor Ranks The Doctors From Doctor Who
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13. Paul McGann
"Before The Day Of The Doctor [2013’s extended fiftieth anniversary episode] there was so much debate about whether Paul McGann was officially a Doctor. Then they did that little short – The Night Of The Doctor – which officially made him part of the canon. I thought that was so classy. For all its faults, that TV special was really good and he was great in it. I loved the fact that they tied it all together. I’ll start with McGann because he only got the two official appearances. Nothing against him, but I just thought they could never really flesh out his character because of the lack of time involved." -
12. Christopher Eccleston
"I love him as an actor, but he only did the one series. The beautiful thing about Eccleston is that he did an independent movie [Jude, 1996] with Kate Winslet, where David Tennant has a bit role. It was cool to see the two of them briefly in the same scene together. It was like one of those minor Doctor Who moments that was incredibly fucking cool." -
11. Patrick Troughton
"He was almost like the 1930s hobo Doctor, running around and drumming his fingers, but always working things out at the last minute. It’s also to do with one of those cool things when I was younger, watching The Omen and realising he was the Doctor." -
10. William Hartnell
"I loved Hartnell because he was the first Doctor and kind of set the tone for what the story was. He built on the fact that this was all brand new and enabled people to get into it. Unfortunately, because his health wasn’t great, he didn’t get to continue playing the part. But I loved his scholarly, crotchety Doctor. He had a little bit of contempt for younger people and really couldn’t be bothered with them." -
9. Peter Davison
"I think Davison suffered, from my perspective, because he was the one who replaced Tom Baker. Though I’ve gone back and given him a fair shake in recent years. I thought he was a very ‘California’ Doctor, with the blonde hair and always being very active. He wasn’t the James Bond that Jon Pertwee was, but he was still very fun and amiable. And I didn’t really appreciate that until later on. As a kid I was like, 'Well, who’s this guy? What’s that celery or broccoli on his shirt? I don’t care about this!'" -
8. Colin Baker
"Colin Baker freaked me the fuck out. Everybody talks about Peter Capaldi being very dark, but a lot of people have to realise that Colin Baker, when he first regenerates, is so gnarly and dark that it wasn’t until halfway through his tenure as the Doctor that he suddenly switched. Then he became more light. But when he first regenerates and turns on his companion, it’s just his eyes and the way he comes towards her in the Tardis that freaked me out. He was pretty fucking crazy." -
7. John Hurt
"He was so perfect as the War Doctor. I love the regeneration scene in The Night Of The Doctor, where Paul McGann becomes the younger John Hurt. Then when you get to The Day Of The Doctor – which I think is one of the best episodes ever made – you see him later and he’s really embraced that role as the War Doctor. It’s incredible. Bringing in John Hurt was a measure of the respect with which people had begun to embrace the character. In the beginning it was campy and more people talked about the low budget than the stories, which was very frustrating as a fan. None of my friends understood why I was watching this show." -
6. Peter Capaldi
"I love what he’s doing and I love how his style has developed from his first year to now. It’s almost like a modern version of what Troughton was trying to do, just kind of throwing things together: 'I have this coat, I have this hoodie, I don’t really give a shit what’s going on. I’m just me.' The only issue I have is I haven’t been able to get behind the Sonic Sunglasses yet, I’m still trying to figure that out. Maybe it’s because I’m such a cynical prick of a fan, I’m so used to seeing the Sonic Screwdriver. We sci-fi fans can’t embrace anything new, we have a very hard time with that." -
5. Sylvester McCoy
"Right around the time McCoy became the Doctor I’d kind of gotten away from Doctor Who. But when the show went off the air I was like, 'Where the fuck did it go?' It was all repeats for a while, so I decided to catch up on some of this, including McCoy. I loved him because he embodied so much of the spirit of what the Doctor was when he started out. But having it in that modern setting - where there was more action, explosion and crazy shit going on – I think McCoy was really the precursor to what the modern series is. That’s one of the reasons why I loved the show so much when it came back, because it reminded me of McCoy when he was doing his thing. And I love the fact that he’s now having this kind of renaissance with his roles in The Hobbit movies [McCoy plays wizard Radagast the Brown]. He’s a fantastic actor." -
4. David Tennant
"I loved his take on the Doctor and maybe that’s because of how he is as an actor, because I’ll watch anything that he’s in. I even loved his bit parts in the Harry Potter movies and I loved Broadchurch, especially the first series. It was a very smart move to bring him in for the US remake of Broadchurch. It just showed his versatility. I would’ve loved to have seen him playing Hamlet when he was doing his stage run. As the Doctor he was boisterous and curious, but he could also go angry. He could play that rage that you could see bubbling up over the years, when he would see something that was so demonstrably wrong. I think he played that really well. Honestly, I was really sad to see him go. In that last episode, where he switches to Matt Smith, I was like, 'How are they going to top that?'" -
3. Matt Smith
"Smith is my son’s Doctor. My son has the green Screwdriver and we watch the show together all the time. In fact, when I told him that I was going to be doing something for Doctor Who, he was so jealous. He’s 13 now and that jealousy is really kicking in. I can remember us both watching The Day Of The Doctor over and over again, just really loving the fact you had Tennant, Smith and John Hurt and all this crazy shit going on. Matt Smith brought something different to the character for the first time. In a lot of ways, everyone else was kind of being themselves and playing the Doctor, or they were stealing little bits from past Doctors. I thought that Matt, for the first time, tried to go somewhere different with it, but in a way that still made it fun and exciting. It’s all about his eyes. Almost in the same way that Colin Baker was, as soon as he would lower his eyes you knew some shit was going to go down." -
2. Jon Pertwee
He was the James Bond version of Doctor Who. One of my favourite moments of the Doctor Who Experience was getting to see the Whomobile. It was parked right there. Watching Pertwee run around in that was fantastic. He was a very physical Doctor, yet he could also play the brilliance of the character as quickly as anybody else, while keeping that hint of disdain he had for his companions. He was a lot of fun. And again, it’s one of those things where it’s only in retrospect that I’ve come to really appreciate him. Maybe it’s because he was the one who came before my Doctor. -
1. Tom Baker
"Tom Baker is my Doctor. Everybody else just pales in comparison. I remember being just fascinated by him, and the fact that he looked like he didn’t have a care in the world. That’s one of the reasons why I love Doctor Who so much. As dark as the show gets, when kids watch Doctor Who they know that they’ll be OK as long as the Doctor’s there. Because they know that the Doctor’s going to figure it out. I also remember Baker pretending to be Sherlock Holmes [Baker played Holmes in a 1982 TV adaptation of The Hound Of The Baskervilles]. I thought it was so wonderful from a pop culture standpoint. Tom Baker so looked the part in his deerstalker hat, it was just such a perfect mash-up."
