Koi Child’s 7 Dream Guests For The Ultimate Dinner Party

It’s turning out to be one hell of a week for Freo seven-piece Koi Child, who are coming off the back of a stellar performance at last weekend’s Golden Plains festival by punching out their debut, self-titled LP, out this Friday, March 18th.

To celebrate release week we got the jazz-hop outfit to come up with their dream dinner party attendees. Why? Fuck you, that’s why.

Paul Keating

Because he’ll teach us new insults we’ve never heard of.


Cardinal Pell

You can’t dodge the long arm of the dinner party for long, Pell. Our magical teleporter thingy works just fine on those too sick to travel.


“No, no I couldn’t possibly have another slice of cake, I’m unwell you see.”

Reggie Watts

Because his afro is bigger than Jamie’s. He’s more entertaining than all of us put together.


Danny DeVito

Hopefully he’s just like Frank from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Funny and gross


Bill Bailey

Because he will make us laugh. He’ll also stop Jamie from telling bad jokes


Tony Galati

This mystery man he has questionable views. We need to know more about him


[Ed: Who the actual shit is this guy? Is this a Perth thing? Weirdos….]

Jim from Jim’s mowing

What even is this guy?


Koi Child’s debut self-titled LP is out March 18th, pre-order the bad boy here and check out the remaining tour dates below!

Thursday 17 March

Northcote Social Club, Melbourne VIC

Tix: NSC

Friday 18 March

The Brightside, Brisbane QLD

Tix: OzTix

Saturday 19 March

Newtown Social Club, Sydney NSW

Tix: NSC

Saturday 2 April

The J Shed, Fremantle WA

Tix: Moshtix



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