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Koi Child’s 7 Dream Guests For The Ultimate Dinner Party

It’s turning out to be one hell of a week for Freo seven-piece Koi Child, who are coming off the back of a stellar performance at last weekend’s Golden Plains festival by punching out their debut, self-titled LP, out this Friday, March 18th.

To celebrate release week we got the jazz-hop outfit to come up with their dream dinner party attendees. Why? Fuck you, that’s why.

Paul Keating

Because he’ll teach us new insults we’ve never heard of.

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Cardinal Pell

You can’t dodge the long arm of the dinner party for long, Pell. Our magical teleporter thingy works just fine on those too sick to travel.

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“No, no I couldn’t possibly have another slice of cake, I’m unwell you see.”

Reggie Watts

Because his afro is bigger than Jamie’s. He’s more entertaining than all of us put together.

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Danny DeVito

Hopefully he’s just like Frank from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Funny and gross

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Bill Bailey

Because he will make us laugh. He’ll also stop Jamie from telling bad jokes

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Tony Galati

This mystery man he has questionable views. We need to know more about him

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[Ed: Who the actual shit is this guy? Is this a Perth thing? Weirdos….]

Jim from Jim’s mowing

What even is this guy?

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Koi Child’s debut self-titled LP is out March 18th, pre-order the bad boy here and check out the remaining tour dates below!

Thursday 17 March

Northcote Social Club, Melbourne VIC

Tix: NSC

Friday 18 March

The Brightside, Brisbane QLD

Tix: OzTix

Saturday 19 March

Newtown Social Club, Sydney NSW

Tix: NSC

Saturday 2 April

The J Shed, Fremantle WA

Tix: Moshtix

 

 

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