It’s turning out to be one hell of a week for Freo seven-piece Koi Child, who are coming off the back of a stellar performance at last weekend’s Golden Plains festival by punching out their debut, self-titled LP, out this Friday, March 18th.
To celebrate release week we got the jazz-hop outfit to come up with their dream dinner party attendees. Why? Fuck you, that’s why.
Because he’ll teach us new insults we’ve never heard of.
You can’t dodge the long arm of the dinner party for long, Pell. Our magical teleporter thingy works just fine on those too sick to travel.
“No, no I couldn’t possibly have another slice of cake, I’m unwell you see.”
Because his afro is bigger than Jamie’s. He’s more entertaining than all of us put together.
Hopefully he’s just like Frank from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Funny and gross
Because he will make us laugh. He’ll also stop Jamie from telling bad jokes
This mystery man he has questionable views. We need to know more about him
[Ed: Who the actual shit is this guy? Is this a Perth thing? Weirdos….]
Jim from Jim’s mowing
What even is this guy?
Koi Child’s debut self-titled LP is out March 18th, pre-order the bad boy here and check out the remaining tour dates below!
Thursday 17 March
Northcote Social Club, Melbourne VIC
Friday 18 March
The Brightside, Brisbane QLD
Saturday 19 March
Newtown Social Club, Sydney NSW
Saturday 2 April
The J Shed, Fremantle WA