In case you’ve been living under a very large rock, Donald Trump had announced that he was going to give a press conference at the Four Seasons hotel in Philadelphia following Joe Biden winning the election.
Instead, Trump’s lawyer and former NYC mayor Rudy Giuliani gave a press conference in the parking lot of Four Seasons Total Landscaping, which can be found in between a crematorium and a sex store. This is straight out of Parks and Recreation.
“Standing out in front of a pile of manure/Spitting out lies that belong in the sewer,” Heidecker opens his song with, titled ‘Rudy At The 4 Seasons’.
He then ponders whether it was intentional given what happened the last time the public saw Giuliani in a hotel room.
Listen to ‘Rudy At The 4 Seasons’ in full below.
Full "Rudy At The 4 Seasons" Song pic.twitter.com/z6e3LL6Egg
— Kernel John Decker (@timheidecker) November 10, 2020