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The Offspring’s Dexter Holland Now Has A Ph.D. In Molecular Biology

The dude who wrote ‘Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)’ is now a doctor of molecular biology, after receiving his Ph.D. from the University of Southern California.

The Offspring‘s Dexter Holland has earned the honorific “Dr.” before his name after submitting a thesis entitled:

“Discovery of Mature MicroRNASequences within the Protein-Coding Regions of Global HIV-1 Genomes: Predictions of Novel Mechanisms for Viral Infection and Pathogenicity.”

Pretty fly, right?

“You might ask, why are you getting a Ph.D.?” Dr. Dex says in a statement. “Well, pick the correct answer from the choices below!

A) I was bored

B) I like suffering

C) I am interested in the molecular dynamics of HIV infection and of virus:host interactions in general

“No, the answer’s not all three!” he continues. “…actually, as many of you already know I started the Ph.D. a long time ago but put it on hold when we started touring a lot.  I finally went back a few years ago. To finish I had to research and write a thesis, or dissertation, which is kind of like the biggest term paper you’ll ever do (mine is about 175 pages).”

And na na na, it wasn’t about getting a job.

“I am interested in virology and wanted to contribute in some small way to the knowledge which has been learned about HIV andAIDS,” Dr. Dex explains.

“This terrible disease remains a worldwide epidemic – over 35 million people worldwide are currently infected and living with the HIV virus. Over one million people a year die from this disease.

“My research is not meant to be a cure or even an immediate step toward a cure, but I believe that by adding to the vast amount of information that we’ve learned about HIV in the last 30 years or so, we’ll get there.

“Toward that end, I’m going to continue to do research, and you’ll probably see some of my research papers get published here and there over the next few years.”

He’s gonna go far, kid. And it spells great news for Offspring fans. Dex’s rigorous post-grad studies wrapping up officially means “the BAND IS BACK ON!”.

“Well, we never really stopped touring and making records,” the good doctor says. “But we’ll be doing a bunch of shows all around the world this year plus recording new stuff every chance we get.  Look for new music by us out soon. See you on the road!”

Pretty. Fkn. Fly.

You can read Dexter’s dissertation in full, right here.

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