Actors, music lovers and perennial white dudes Seth Rogen and Joseph Gordon-Levitt have used a US radio interview to show off their, um, ~interesting~ rap styles.
Promoting their new Christmas comedy The Night Before on Sirius XM‘s ‘Sway In The Morning’ show with Sway Calloway, MCs Rogen and Gordon-Levitt got pushed into dropping some freestyle rhymes.
As footage of the pretty endearing moment (below) shows, Rogen holds off at first, letting his The Night Before co-star Anthony Mackie drop some lines about New Orleans before throwing it to Gordon-Levitt, who manages to rhyme “dead” with “bread” while admitting to a “lack of rhymes”.
Rogen finally agrees to give it a shot, and spits a verse about weed, his “smelly” belly and how his underwear can’t contain all his pubic hair. “My bush is too big, it looks like a clown wig,” he raps, in what’s possibly one of the whitest freestyles of all time, far whiter than that time Shia LaBeouf rhymed “potatoes” with “Galileo”.
‘Sway In The Morning’ recently hosted Aussie rapper Allday, who kicked some serious freestyle goals on the show and did it all in front of Mark Ronson. MCs Rogen and Gordon-Levitt, take note.
Watch the pair’s magic unfold, below.
Watch: Seth Rogen & Joseph Gordon-Levitt Rap About Pubic Hair & Bread Live On Radio