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Slipknot Want To Put Their Children Inside You

Written by Nastassia Baroni on April 2, 2015

A new generation of Soundwave headliners could be just nine months away, now that Slipknot have announced a new surrogate program in a bid to “generate” new band members.

According to a statement on the Slipknot Surrogate Program website the masked heavy metal giants will soon start the first round of artificial insemination with interested participants all in the interest of ensuring the future of the band.

“The Next Generation is 9 Months away,” says frontman Corey Taylor in the statement. All interested “carriers” need to do is fill in a simple form on the Slipknot surrogate program website and they will be interviewed at the bands upcoming US tour by Clown and other members of the band.

The statement did not clarify whether carriers could have a say about the source of their Slipknot spawn. For those left with niggling questions about artificial insemination in general, the band have also generously provided answers to frequent asked questions via various links to WebMD.

At least one person on the Music Feeds team has registered their interest and will report back about the process in due time. Interested parties can visit the Slipknot Surrogate Program website – an actual site, guys – to fill out a form. An actual form.

For photographic evidence of your future baby daddies, peruse our Soundwave 2015 Slipknot gallery below. And please note, it’s still April 1 in the States.

Photos: Slipknot – Soundwave 2015, Melbourne 21/02/15. Photographed by Brett Schewitz

Slipknot will start the first round of artificial insemination to generate future band members. “The Next Generation is 9 Months away!” – Corey Taylor Get details here: http://www.slipknotsurrogateprogram.com

Posted by Slipknot on Wednesday, 1 April 2015

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