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This Guy Wants You To Buy His Nick Cave Tickets For $1 To Spite His Cheating Ex

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If you’re looking to attend Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds and Warpaint‘s upcoming show at The Theatre at Ace Hotel in Los Angeles, California, you can do so for just $1. If you’re wondering how such an incredible bargain could be possible, then just thank “some fuckin’ guy named Gary.”

“My girlfriend is a huge Nick Cave fan which is a bummer because after I paid way too much money to take her to this God-damned clown show I snooped through her computer like a legend and found out she’s been seeing some fuckin’ guy named Gary,” writes this recently jilted lover on Craigslist.

Understandably upset that his girlfriend is seeing someone “who works in an electronics store in Van Nuys like it’s 1986” behind his back, he’s offering takers “sweet ass seats” to the upcoming “coffee shop goth poetry slam.” Unless of course fuckin’ Gary decides to pay him “300 bucks for each one.”

Image: $1 Nick Cave Tickets on Craigslist

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Gallery: Nick Cave Tribute – The Enmore Theatre 17/11/2011

Photos by Yael Stempler

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