If ‘WAP’ was a cultural reset, we’ve already regressed. One William Maranci has mashed up Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion’s ‘WAP’ with Nickelback’s ‘Rockstar’. Because, why not.
While this creation is 10/10 cursed, you have to admire the artistic flare. Maranci has organised lines from WAP with Kroeger’s lines to create some absolutely cooked lyrics.
Where Kroeger would sing, “So I can eat my meals for free,” it instead becomes, “So I can eat my pussy for free.”
Another majestic verse is:
“I’m gonna beat my ass with the macaroni
Get a front door key to the macaroni
Gonna date a centerfold that loves
To blow my ass for me
(He’s a bottom-feeder)”
And of course, all “Rockstar” mentions are mashed to say “WAPstar”. Rude not to.
You can listen to the ‘WAP’ and ‘Rockstar’ mashup below.
