"Where's Bindi Irwin when you need her?"
"Probably not what you're expecting but it's going to be special."
Karl is creepin up in your Splendour campsite, hurling truth grenades and blowing minds like it ain't no thing.
It's been a long and winding journey, but he was finally at Splendour last night.
The multi-talented singer graciously stepped in to do our job for us.
"We can’t apologise enough for last night’s slow departure."
100% pit-worthy.
Lit.
Fun for the whole fam in Sydney and Brisbane!
COMING TO ROCK US LIKE A HURRICANE!
*braces for Nollsy fan backlash*
"To exclude anti-LGBTQI bullying programs from schools is beyond cruel. I’d like to think all parents would fight for a…
"We're gonna let those motherfuckers at the RNC know that we've had enough of their bullshit!"
But Aussies shouldn't have anything to worry about.
Say hello to the new site granting fans digital access to the iconic singer's vinyl shelf.
So ironic. So cutting edge. So FASHUN.
They've officially raised the stakes!
Hoooooooo boy.