Australia’s most cromulent festival The Blurst Of Times returns this month for its most groin-grabbingly sacralicious instalment to date.
This year’s bash has been embiggened with a lineup so huge it had to dress in a moo-moo and obtain a special dialling wand just to stop it from mashing our brains with its palm.
The dank one-day rager’s self-proclaimed “best lineup yet” is a veritable Kwik-E-Mart of Aussie musical essentials, from Ngaiire to Skegss to Royal Headache to Alex Lahey to I Know Leopard and buttloads more.
And to put the Spring in our Springfields a week out from Blurst 2017, we’ve asked all of them to hit us with their favourite Simpsons quotes.
Get them all up in your glayvens below.
And ICYMI: The Blurst Of Times 2017 goes down at a bunch of venues across Brisbane’s Fortitude Valley next Saturday, 29th April including The Brightside! The Foundry! And the Black Bear Lodge! And by gum, it put them on the map!
Gallery: The Blurst Of Times 2017 Acts On Their Favourite Simpsons Quotes
The Blurst Of Times 2017 Lineup
Jack River
…joining
Skegss
Ngaiire
Royal Headache
The Creases
Alex Lahey
I Know Leopard
Good Boy
Jarrow
Columbus
Green Buzzard
Horror My Friend
Morning Harvey
Bris 182
Planet
Evan Klar
Hot Spoke
MEZKO
RACKETT
100%
Machine Age
Concrete Surfers
Top Dollar
Sweater Curse
Body Type
Ruby Fields
IVEY
Wolver
Royal & The Southern Echo
Nice Biscuit
VOIID
The Blurst Of Times 2017
Saturday, 29th April
The Brightside, The Foundry & Black Bear Lodge, Fortitude Valley
Tickets: Oztix
The Blurst Of Times Acts Tell Us Their Favourite Simpsons Quotes
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Alex Lahey
Stacy Lavelle: "Not now I'm... too drunk." -
Good Boy
Billy Corgan: "Billy Corgan, Smashing Pumpkins. Homer: "Homer Simpson, smiling politely." -
Royal & The Southern Echo
Homer: "Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try." -
Horror My Friend
McBain: "My eyes! The goggles do nothing!" -
I Know Leopard
Millhouse: "But my mom says I'm cool" -
The Creases
Sideshow Bob: "Ehhhjkfshdkjfhjashkd͟" -
Body Type
Lisa: "Come on, Stacy. I've waited my whole life to hear you speak. Don't you have anything relevant to say?" Malibu Stacy: "Don't ask me, I'm just a girl." -
Jarrow
Mojo: "Pray for Mojo" -
Machine Age
Barney: "Don't Cry for me, I'm already dead." -
Mezko
Lisa: "I am the lizard queen." -
Morning Harvey
Martin: "Uh, Sir, why don't you just use real cows?" Painter: "Cows don't look like cows on film. You gotta use horses." Ralph: "What do you do if you want something that looks like a horse?" Painter: "Ehh, usually we just tape a bunch of cats together." -
Nice Biscuit
Lionel Hutz: "Don't you worry. I've argued in front of every judge in the state. Often as a lawyer." -
Ruby Fields
Homer: “My beer! You never had a chance to become my urine." -
Sweater Curse
Lisa: "A soy based snack will calm me down.” -
VOIID
Homer:"No TV and no beer makes Homer something, something." Marge: "Go crazy?" Homer: "Don't mind if I do!" -
Skeggs
Homer: "D'Oh!" -
Wolver
Üter: "Don't make me run, I'm full of chocolate!" -
Royal Headache
Otto: "Zeppelin rules!!"
