The biggest celebrity feud of 2017 has continued to heat up, with 11 secret herbs and spices.
The hilarious beef that recently erupted between Slipknot/Stone Sour frontman Corey Taylor and Nickelback’s Chad Kroeger has paradoxically now turned to chicken, with Taylor levelling a new diss at Kroeger that essentially demotes him to “the KFC of music”.
When quizzed about his response to the Paddle Pop Lion doppleganger’s initial jibes (calling his band Stone Sour “Nickelback Lite”and shitting all over “gimmicky” Slipknot to boot), CT responded: “I’m not talking about that dickhead. Why do I give a shit what Chad Kroeger says?
“I’ll tell you what. This is how I figured it out. Chad Kroeger is to rock what KFC is to chicken.
“Is that wrong? I feel like I’m not wrong. I’ll still eat it, but I’m not gonna feel good about it. It tastes like the same thing.”
The Maggot Master previously gave us the response we’d all been desperately craving following Kroeger’s bizarre rant, dishing up some fiery ~zingers~ such as:
- “I don’t know what the hell planet he’s living on. Apparently it’s Planet Kroeger, and there must be good weed there, ’cause he’s an idiot.”
- “You can run your mouth all you want. All I know is I’ve been voted ‘Sexiest Dude In Rock’ wearing a mask. You’ve been voted ‘Ugliest Dude In Rock’ twice without one. Stick that up your ass.”
- “I love… everybody else in that band I’m very, very cool with; I’ve hung out with them. It’s just ‘Face Like A Foot’ who I can’t really hang out with. He’s got a face like a foot. Am I wrong?”
- And, of course, “Dude, curl up in bed with your ‘Hello Kitty’ pillow and shut up.”
We eagerly await Colonel Kroeger’s response.
The Taylor vs. Kroeger ‘beef’ has also seen perennial meme band Smash Mouth chime in, for some reason — most likely in an attempt to stay
relevant the sharpest tools in the shed.
Elsewhere in the world of Stone Sour, the band are set to tour Australia later this year off the back of their forthcoming album Hydrograd. Shitchyeahhhhhhhh.
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