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A Helpful Guide To Nabbing Splendour In The Grass Tickets Before They Sell Out

UPDATE: Here’s Your Splendour In The Grass 2018 Ticket-Buying Guide

ORIGINAL STORY: Alright you maggots. It’s the eve of Splendour In The Grass‘s official ticket sale date and you’ve only got one chance not to fuck this up.

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So here’s the drill: Eminem may not be on this year’s SITG lineup, but a crap-tonne of other huge acts are, including but not limited to Queens Of The Stone AgeLCD SoundsystemThe xxVance Joy, Peking Duk and King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard.

PEOPLE ARE GOING TO BE STEPPING ON EACH OTHER’S DICKS TRYING TO GET TICKETS WHEN THEY GO ON SALE AT 9AM SHARP TOMORROW.

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But if you follow our instructions on this, the eve of battle, you’ll maximise your chances of coming out of there alive with Splendour In The Grass tickets.

UPDATE: Here’s Your Splendour In The Grass 2018 Ticket-Buying Guide

First thing you need to do is strategise which method you’re going to use to recover the target. There are three options this year:

1. Head to Moshtix online

2. Call Moshtix on 1300 GET TIX (438 849)

3. Or click the ‘Buy Tickets’ button on the Splendour In The Grass 2017 mobile app

If you choose the first option, step 1 is to MAKE SURE YOU HAVE AN ACTUAL MOSHTIX ACCOUNT SET UP (very important time-saving measure) prior to tickets going on sale, as well as your login deets, credit card details, and the names and dates of birth for all of the soldiers in your unit (i.e. the people who are making you buy tickets for them because they’re too goddamn lazy).

NB: The names/DOBs are super important because Splendour requires both tickets AND IDs at the gate. This means anyone who tries to rock up with a ticket purchased under another person’s name will be sent packing.

Obviously also ensure you’ve enough dosh in your bank account to afford however many tickets it is you’re after (and remember, there’s a limit of 4 per person). So take a squiz at the prices now, just to double check:

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Payment can be made by Visa Checkout, Visa, Mastercard and PayPal only.

Also worth noting:

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Obviously set at least 5 alarms to make sure you wake up early enough to get yourself set up at a phone/laptop with a speedy connection before tix go on sale, and in the latter case keep calm and start refreshing the hell out of the Moshtix screen from about 5 minutes to 9.

And let this image sear into your retinas because you’re going to be seeing a lot of it tomorrow morning and you will need to be able to CONTROL YOUR ANGER AND FOCUS ON YOUR MISSION, PRIVATE!

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Patience is going to be key to success here. So arm yourself with all the info you need to buy tickets, get your trigger finger all limbered up and tell your boss/teacher/lecturer you’re not going to be coming in until you’ve made those tickets ya bitch.

Godspeed troops.

Now on our signal, unleash hell.

so it begins

Splendour In The Grass 2017 Lineup

THE XX

QUEENS OF THE STONE AGE

LCD SOUNDSYSTEM

ROYAL BLOOD

HAIM

SIGUR RÓS

SCHOOLBOY Q (ONLY AUS SHOW)

VANCE JOY

TWO DOOR CINEMA CLUB

PEKING DUK

RL GRIME

BONOBO

FATHER JOHN MISTY

TASH SULTANA

CATFISH AND THE BOTTLEMEN

PAUL KELLY

STORMZY

KING GIZZARD AND THE LIZARD WIZARD

GEORGE EZRA

FUTURE ISLANDS (ONLY AUS SHOW)

BANKS

BERNARD FANNING

DUNE RATS

CUT COPY

ÁSGEIR

ALLDAY

MEG MAC

RAG’N’BONE MAN

THUNDAMENTALS

LIL YACHTY

SAN CISCO

CLIENT LIAISON

REAL ESTATE

DAN SULTAN

VALLIS ALPS

D.D DUMBO

MAGGIE ROGERS

TOVE LO

POND

THE SMITH STREET BAND

BIG SCARY

OH WONDER

A.B. ORIGINAL

DOPE LEMON

THE KITE STRING TANGLE

YOUNG FRANCO

JULIA JACKLIN

KINGSWOOD

AMY SHARK

LUCA BRASI

THE LEMON TWIGS

VERA BLUE

SLUMBERJACK

BAD//DREEMS

BAG RAIDERS

TOPAZ JONES

MIDDLE KIDS

OCEAN GROVE

CONFIDENCE MAN

BISHOP BRIGGS

LATE NITE TUFF GUY

JULIEN BAKER

KILTER

LANY

HOCKEY DAD

KIRIN J CALLINAN

AIRLING

COSMO’S MIDNIGHT

GRETTA RAY

MOONBASE

THE PEEP TEMPEL

TORNADO WALLACE

THE MURLOCS

MALLRAT

LUKE MILLION

THE WILSON PICKERS

ROMARE

JARROW

GOOD BOY

KUREN

ONEMAN

WINSTON SURFSHIRT

SET MO

HWLS

HARVEY SUTHERLAND AND BERMUDA

CC:DISCO!

ENSCHWAY

DJHMC

NITE FLEIT

ALICE IVY

WILLOW BEATS

WILLARIS. K

MOOKHI

SWINDAIL

DENA AMY

ANDY GARVEY

PLANÈTE

SAM WESTON

SUPER CRUEL

CHRISTOPHER PORT

LEWIS CANCUT

KINDER

Splendour In The Grass 2017

Visa Checkout pre-sale begins 9am AEST Wednesday, 5th April

Tickets on sale to general public 9am AEST Thursday, 6th April

Friday, 21st — Sunday, 23rd July

North Byron Parklands, Byron Bay

Tickets: Official Website

 

 

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