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Maynard James Keenan Returns As ‘Major Douche’, Can’t Pronounce “Australia”

It looks like Major Douche has gotten wind of Puscifer‘s forthcoming Australian tour, but the problem is he doesn’t seem to have any idea where “Australia” is, or how to pronounce it.

In a new video, Tool and Puscifer frontman Maynard James Keenan (aka Major Douche) is trying to promote Puscifer’s 2017 tour down under, but even after he works out where Australia is on a map he still can’t get anywhere close to pronouncing the word correctly.

“Under Austria… Austrila? Australilia, Australalia?” he stutters in the video, before some guy with a beer and an akubra cuts in saying, “Mate, it’s Australia!”

The two then go back and forth, arguing over the pronunciation of the word, before attempting and failing miserably to pronounce Tasmania and New Zealand as well.

“We will be coming down under, over you.. all over you!” concludes Major Douche.

Whilst in Austrialia Australia next year, Puscifer will also be playing at MONA FOMA in Tasmanilia Tasmania.

Watch Maynard James Keenan return to his role as Major Douche, below.

Watch: Puscifer Invades Australia… Australasia… Australialand

Puscifier ‘Money $hot – Round Under’ 2017 Tour Dates

Tickets on sale now.

Friday, 20th January 2017

Various Locations, Hobart

Tickets: MOFO

Sunday, 22nd January 2017

Plenary, Melbourne Convention and Exhibition Centre (All Ages), Melbourne

Tickets: Ticketek

Monday, 23rd January 2017

Thebarton Theatre (All Ages), Adelaide

Tickets: Ticketmaster

Wednesday, 25th January 2017

Darling Harbour Theatre, ICC Sydney (All Ages), Sydney

Tickets: Ticketek

Thursday, 26th January 2017

Brisbane Convention & Exhibition Centre (All Ages), Brisbane

Tickets: Ticketek

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