Maynard James Keenan Returns As ‘Major Douche’, Can’t Pronounce “Australia”

It looks like Major Douche has gotten wind of Puscifer‘s forthcoming Australian tour, but the problem is he doesn’t seem to have any idea where “Australia” is, or how to pronounce it.

In a new video, Tool and Puscifer frontman Maynard James Keenan (aka Major Douche) is trying to promote Puscifer’s 2017 tour down under, but even after he works out where Australia is on a map he still can’t get anywhere close to pronouncing the word correctly.

“Under Austria… Austrila? Australilia, Australalia?” he stutters in the video, before some guy with a beer and an akubra cuts in saying, “Mate, it’s Australia!”

The two then go back and forth, arguing over the pronunciation of the word, before attempting and failing miserably to pronounce Tasmania and New Zealand as well.

“We will be coming down under, over you.. all over you!” concludes Major Douche.

Whilst in Austrialia Australia next year, Puscifer will also be playing at MONA FOMA in Tasmanilia Tasmania.

Watch Maynard James Keenan return to his role as Major Douche, below.

Watch: Puscifer Invades Australia… Australasia… Australialand

Puscifier ‘Money $hot – Round Under’ 2017 Tour Dates

Tickets on sale now.

Friday, 20th January 2017
Various Locations, Hobart
Tickets: MOFO

Sunday, 22nd January 2017
Plenary, Melbourne Convention and Exhibition Centre (All Ages), Melbourne
Tickets: Ticketek

Monday, 23rd January 2017
Thebarton Theatre (All Ages), Adelaide
Tickets: Ticketmaster

Wednesday, 25th January 2017
Darling Harbour Theatre, ICC Sydney (All Ages), Sydney
Tickets: Ticketek

Thursday, 26th January 2017
Brisbane Convention & Exhibition Centre (All Ages), Brisbane
Tickets: Ticketek

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