The first trailer for The Dirt –– AKA the mega-hyped Netflix biopic based on Mötley Crüe‘s batshit crazy autobiography The Dirt: Confessions of the World’s Most Notorious Rock Band — has arrived to punch us square in the eyeballs.
The movie — which ICYMI stars modern day rap-rockstar Machine Gun Kelly as drummer Tommy Lee and Game of Thrones actor Iwan Rheon as Mick Mars — appears to be a pretty faithful adaptation to the debaucherous four-way gangbang of a memoir, touching on all the key highs and lows of the band’s infamous career and personal lives, from Nikki Sixx’s basically-fatal heroin overdoses to the car crash that killed Hanoi Rock drummer Nicholas “Razzle” Dingley and sent Vince Neil to jail.
From Tommy Lee’s tumultuous marriage to Heather Locklear to Mick Mars’ battle with an agonising bone disease.
No sign of Ozzy Osbourne in a sundress lapping up Nikki Sixx’s piss off the pavement though, but maybe they’re saving that for the full feature.
Anyway, you can watch the wild-ass trailer for The Dirt below before it lands on Netflix on March 22nd.