That reality TV show is bastion of matrimonial justice Divorce Court, and that woman is Lia Palmquist, whose jilted ex accused her of giving the Wu some ‘tang back when the pair were still together.
But, in a sudden plot twist of Law & Order style proportions, Method Man has now denied the claims. Responding to an Instagram post by the hip-hop group’s tour manager, Simon Green, the superstar MC retorted with eloquence: “That shits fake I would’ve remembered her.. I would’ve spotted her and said which one of u bitches brought the chaperone… She’s clearly an old-er thot.”
“And should know better with her old ass,” he added.
Speaking to The Mirror, Wu Tang’s tour manager backed up his boy. “The Wu-Tang Clan are polite and well mannered boys and sometimes girls mistake signals as friendliness,” he said. “I have a general rule – no girls on the bus unless they want to talk about music, politics or chess.”
“Method Man’s my boy. He’s got my back. He’s the leader of the band and one of the most creative people I’ve ever worked with”.
Ms. Palmquist also refuted the accusations herself, telling the courtroom that she did not, in fact, take a trip to boner town with the entire Wu-Tang Clan. “Nothing inappropriate happened and let me just put on the record that Wu-Tang is nothing but gentleman,” she testified. “They treated me highly respectful.”
Um, case closed?
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