Well, the moment we were all dreading has finally happened. Hot on the heels of news that Nickelback frontman Chad Kroeger and once-upon-a-time teen angst ambassador Avril Lavigne would be getting married, comes word that the two have almost finished a collaboration album.
I don’t know if ‘marriage’ is the right word you would use when referring to the fusion of two viral infections, but that’s the term being thrown around, so let’s just roll with it. According to Ology, speaking in regards to the couple, Epic Records top dog L.A Reid has stated of the release that “we’re in the mixing process now and I expect to release it [the worst album in recorded history] very soon. I’d like to get it [the bane of our existence] out this year, but time seems to be flying. If we don’t, it [the demise of Western Culture] will be top of the new year.”
So, whilst the drop date is still up in the air, you can pretty much tell that it’s going to be whiny, douchebag-sounding tunage, mixed with unprecedented levels of ego all held together with plenty of auto tune for the pair to effectively wank over as the two most detested ‘artists’ in contemporary music. I’ll admit, however, that my view is totally biased as I was thrown to discover that I would not be marrying Avril Lavigne. That two timing so and so.
It became pretty darn obvious that the two would be scheming together on ways to further pollute the airwaves when a pic sprung up online of the couple acting all cutesy and sickeningly loving around what looked like some serious major record label recording studio.
If only there was some sort of meme to describe how I feel about this….oh wait…