Sadly, this isn't satire.
We're not crying, you're crying!
"That part of the world is limitless in its ability to captivate and inspire."
Cooked.
Yas.
A judge has sided with police on the matter.
18 years in the making
Police are investigating...
Nawwwwwwww!
You Got The Rock.
And the internet is VERY divided on how to feel.
Jesus and Satan were both unavailable for comment.
Brace for Br00tality.
Would watch.
Count 'em, four!
"It’ll be like a playground for artists."
"We will take a short break to get ourselves right"
Rollover DJs.