The Cultural Cringe: SLAMmed

Well, it’s been two years to the day since we all did our level best to save Australia’s live music scene. I think we can all breath a sigh of relief, secure in the knowledge we can all head out together tonight and enjoy some great live music courtesy of the following bands and artists…

  • Lachlan Doley Trio
  • The Phantom Agents
  • Straw King Eye
  • The Philistines
  • Alexander Francis
  • Secret Crackpipe Handshake
  • Lizard Punch
  • The Cruntburger
  • The Andy Sugg Group
  • Steeple Jack
  • Lilly Rouge
  • Arcane Saints
  • Pretty Dulcie
  • Salt Lake City
  • Tash Sultana
  • Davy Simony
  • Perfect Strangers
  • Kids In Cults
  • Chaos Kids
  • Pony Gryl
  • The Outsiders
  • Zee
  • Poco la pax
  • Ildiko
  • The Mcqueens
  • Puss Monkeys
  • Thnkr
  • No Zebra
  • Jesse and the Hucklebusters
  • Pony Face
  • The Mercury Theatre
  • The Murderballs
  • Rich Yeah
  • Daniel Buccheri
  • Officer Parrot
  • Citizen Sex
  • ScotDrakula
  • Dumpster Droid
  • Rudely Interrupted
  • Banquet
  • Death of a Robot
  • The Ugly Kings
  • The UV Race
  • Bitch Prefect
  • Repairs

No, seriously, it will be awesome. Unless you have something else on?

You’re busy? You were free a few seconds ago.

What do you mean you’ve not heard of Lizard Punch?

I’m shocked and appalled you’re not familiar with Dumpster Droid.

Have you not seen Officer Parrot in action?



You go out, right?

I mean, you do support Australia’s live music scene?

I thought I saw you at the rally. What was that all about then?

We campaigned to keep the small venues open and safe from strict liquor licensing laws so we could enjoy bands and artists such as these at our leisure and now you’re telling me you’re not interested?

You know what? I’m beginning to suspect you were never that interested to begin with.


(PS. one of those bands/artists is entirely fictional. Can you guess which one? Tweet me, why not… @Dancersizer)

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