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50 Cent’s New Baseball Fail Excuse Is A Bit Of A Wank

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Mr Curtis ‘50 Cent‘ Jackson has made an exposing revelation while trying to explain last week’s embarrassing moment, when he botched the first pitch at the New York Mets-Pittsburgh Pirates baseball game in a move that was soon dubbed the “worst pitch ever”.

According to Fiddy, the mis-throw can be easily explained. “I have a skeletal muscle injury on my left shoulder from excessive masturbation so take it easy lol,” he told a Reddit Ask Me Anything forum.

However long he’s been holding on to that gag, Reddit was the right forum for it, and the comment was quickly met with a bunch of appropriate responses. “You’re on the right website,” wrote one fan. “But Curtis still Jacks on,” retorted another.

During the AMA, fiddy also responded to recent reports claiming he and his Queens rap-crew G-Unit stole fellow rapper Slowbuck‘s chain during his Summer Jam performance. “I don’t know why people keep talking about this,” he said. “I was busy performing. it was so many people on stage lol.”

Fiddy also finally provided an answer to those long-lingering questions of who he would pick to star with in a cereal commercial AND exactly what kind of cereal he would be selling. “Captain Crunch with Snoop,” he responded promptly, finally putting an end to that mystery.

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