I don’t know about you, but there’s only really a couple of things I do in my bed. One of them is sleeping and the other is a slightly more vigourous activity, sometimes accompanied by another individual, and it’s the latter I’m mostly thinking about with the news that there’s a new bed/futuristic speaker system which uses the vibrational frequencies of your music to stimulate your entire body whilst you lie in it.
The Sonic Bed is a new contraption from some hornbag scientists in Scotland which purports to be a “dynamic, multi-sensory approach to experiencing music”, featuring a 12-channel speaker system in it’s frame which is about “making music that you enjoy as vibration which will move up and down and give you a massage.”
So, yeah, it’s totally for boning in, I’m sorry, but that’s what it is. It’s a Sonic Bone Bed. A vibrating musical fuck-pod. A sensual sex sofa. A bonebox. A melodic root receptacle… yeah you get the idea.
The Sonic Beds currently only exist in a handful museums around the world including Taiwan, Quebec and London and although is not at the moment planned to be sold commercially, will no doubt feature in an online porn video very very soon.
Check out a video explaining how the bed operates below and start planning what songs you want to sonically get your bone on to sometime in the future. Bound 2 for sure, right?
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