US rapper Vince Staples is known for having a sharp tongue so it’s unsurprising that he was able to provide some excellent commentary to a series of photos taken of Olympic sports.
He’s already proved himself to be an excellent reviewer giving a magnificent Yelp review of KFC and he’s only solidified that reputation with this Olympics review for GQ.
He compares diving to an FKA twigs video, names Forrest Gump as one of the best Olympians in this world for his table tennis skills and asks why braiding horse hair is an Olympic sport. That’s right before he says, “fuck these gown arse people tryna ride these horses”.
Perhaps his best comment though is that men shouldn’t be allowed to be involved in gymnastics because they’re not graceful enough.
“You need grace to do that,” he says.
“We have to stop playing women’s sports. We are not creative enough. They make us look stupid. They’re smarter than us.”
Apart from reviewing, Staples is still a very good rapper and is releasing his Prima Donna EP featuring James Blake and A$AP Rocky on 26th August. He’s unveiled the tracklist and the cover which you can peep below.
Watch: Vince Staples Reviews Olympic Sports
Vince Staples – Prima Donna Artwork:
Vince Staples – Prima Donna Tracklist:
1. War Ready
3. Loco f. Kilo Kish
4. Prima Donna f. A$AP Rocky
5. Pimp Hand
6. Big Time