Get your “dead turd” threads while they’re hot.
Get around it.
Brother Liam has already taken shots at it.
Noel has previously had a go at the Aussie group.
CC: Liam Gallagher.
An accidental tweet has sparked speculation.
“Fucking hell bruv you have seriously lost the plot man.”
Looks like they’re pretty much best m8s now.
Will it never end?!
Chronicling the rise and fall of one of the greatest bands ever
Noel reckons Martin should quit his job and “become a therapist”.
“I don’t give a fuck if they think I’m an arsehole.”
And the only thing standing in the way is a certain potato.
Next step: Throwing actual potatoes.
What can you say in response to the sledge of the century?
“The guy I’ve been in a band with for the last 18 years is a fucking knobhead.”
He’s doubled his price from 10 to 20 million pounds despite the fact nobody has offered him the former.
The pair answer questions about who is funnier and who has better music taste.