Government Report Advises Sydney’s Alcohol Laws, Including Lockouts, Be “Urgently” Sh*t-Canned To Repair Nightlife
Sydneysiders are another step closer to being treated like fully grown adults
Lockout Laws
Finally: Sydney’s CBD Lockout Laws Are Fkn GONESKI
DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD
In Totally Unsurprising News, Sydney’s Lockout Laws Haven’t Had An Effect On Curbing Violence In The CBD
The University of Sydney has collated new data suggesting that Sydney’s lockout laws haven’t had any effect on how much violence is occurring in Sydney’s CBD.
Vivid Revellers Allege Their Dance Party Was Shut Down By NSW Police
A move pulled straight outta Footloose.
RIP World Bar: Sydney’s Lockout Laws Claim Yet Another Iconic Venue
Pour out a teapot of long island icies, fam.
FINALLY: City Of Sydney Just Unveiled A Game-Changing Plan For 24-Hour Trade
*Evanescence’s ‘Bring Me To Life’ surges climactically in the background*
Kings Cross Hotel Forced To Remove ‘Illegal’ Keep Sydney Open Banner
“It was about supporting a community initiative that we are passionate about.”
Iconic Sydney Venue Hugo’s Lounge To Reopen As “Upper Class Venue” For “Elites”
To cater for the “altered character” of Kings Cross since the lockouts came into effect.
Sydney’s Burdekin Hotel, Home Of Emo Party ‘AM//PM’, Just Scored 30 Mins Off Its Lockouts
Wipe away those mascara-streaked tears!
Sydney Club Runner Accuses Police Of “Bullying” Staff & Patrons, Allegedly Tasering Punter & Kicking Out Headline Act
“He was unable to play his set.”
Sydney’s Lansdowne Hotel Is Reopening As A Live Music Venue “With A Fucking Vengeance”
Happy Easter Sydney. You’re getting The Lansdowne back.
Sydney’s Oxford Art Factory Scores Longer Opening Hours (For Real This Time)
It’s one of two new venues to score an extra 30 minutes of late-night trade.
FFS, Sydney Just Lost Yet Another Live Music Venue
“Yet another iconic live music venue suffocated by Sydney’s irrational lock-out laws and frivolous noise complaints.”
Beloved Sydney Venue Could Face Live Music Ban Following Noise Complaint At 7pm On A Saturday
Yep, the sun was still up.
Here Are The First Sydney Venues To Score A Half-Hour Off Their Lockouts
Bed time just got (slightly) later.
Punters To ‘Occupy Kings Cross’ Tonight Following Ban On Keep Sydney Open Rally
“We urge you to go to the venues in Kings Cross and help bring vibrancy and excitement to that iconic part of our city.”
Someone Remade That Ad About Sydney’s “Cool” Nightlife, And It’s Perfect
A new (and more accurate) remake.
Internet Rips Government Video About Sydney’s “Cool” Nightlife To Shreds
“It’s like Stoner Sloth all over again!”
