Sydney’s long-criticised lockout laws will be gone from January 14th, however will stay in place in Kings Cross.
Sydneysiders are another step closer to being treated like fully grown adults
DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD
The University of Sydney has collated new data suggesting that Sydney’s lockout laws haven’t had any effect on how much violence is occurring in Sydney’s CBD.
A move pulled straight outta Footloose.
Pour out a teapot of long island icies, fam.
*Evanescence’s ‘Bring Me To Life’ surges climactically in the background*
“It was about supporting a community initiative that we are passionate about.”
To cater for the “altered character” of Kings Cross since the lockouts came into effect.
Wipe away those mascara-streaked tears!
“He was unable to play his set.”
Happy Easter Sydney. You’re getting The Lansdowne back.
It’s one of two new venues to score an extra 30 minutes of late-night trade.
“Yet another iconic live music venue suffocated by Sydney’s irrational lock-out laws and frivolous noise complaints.”
Yep, the sun was still up.
“Premier, we’re not kids.”
Bed time just got (slightly) later.
“We urge you to go to the venues in Kings Cross and help bring vibrancy and excitement to that iconic part of our city.”
A new (and more accurate) remake.