18 years in the making
And hipsters are to blame.
“We don’t want the shitty reality show, we really don’t.”
He’s also asked for fans input.
“This just isn’t the time.”
And they’re Smashing Pumpkins AF.
“I honestly think he may have a brain tumor.”
“We are currently in the studio with Rick Rubin.”
“I know this is a huge disappointment.”
IS THIS THE BIG REUNION WE’VE BEEN WAITING FOR?
“I don’t think there’s anything wrong if that’s who you want to be,”
“A lot of stuff that I know is not in the public domain.”
Meet the new Billy Cyrus.
“I thought it was a different approach to listening to an album.”
Could bode well for the OG Pumpkins reunion we’ve all been waiting for?
He’s taken a break from smashing pumpkins to smash some piano instead.
He’s smashing prices!
“We were talking about playing next year with the band.”
“I’m sure Billy loves this guy. I know he’s a Trump supporter. He has to be.”
But he’s not giving up just yet.