The Strokes Confirm That Their New Album Is Finished
THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
We need the studio version asap.
They’ve just dropped an epic debut album and a handful of tour dates to boot
“Thank you for inspiring me to put on skinny jeans. Thank you for inspiring me to start playing guitar.”
He just wanted to be one of The Strokes.
Casablancas not included.
“I just wanted to be one of the Strokes, now look at the mess you made me make.”
“I should’ve forced them to get addicted to writing better songs. Too bad The Killers did it for them.”
Stroke of genius.
The second Like A Version of 2017.
They don’t want fans to get too excited, though.
“We’re writing.”
“It’s a fun introduction to the project.”
And it’s been produced by QOTSA’s Josh Homme!
They haven’t even released any music yet, and they’re already cooler than you.
To either cure your FOMO or make it worse.
Who won’t you be missing?
“98% of musicians that I know and talk to really don’t like playing festivals”
New Strokes, streaming right now!